i dont watch korean drama
i dont take facebook too seriously, only for fun and joke.
i dont tweet ‘baper’ on on my twitter.
i dont finished homework at home but in class in the morning.
i dont let women drive, but i let women hit the gas.
i dont need viagra, i have my own way to satisfy women.
i dont believe zodiac, i believe in God.
i dont play Farmville. i work on a real farm and drink milk straight from the cows tits.
i dont use silicon case for my cellphone.
i dont (and never) take a picture in front of a mirror, skew my head and making it my profile picture.
i dont watch twilight trilogy.
i never let women to lead them across the road.
i wont break someones heart, especially on her birthday.
last but not least,
im so good in sex.
